{"id":16,"date":"2011-07-28T12:15:17","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T10:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/?p=16"},"modified":"2011-07-28T16:49:12","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T14:49:12","slug":"10-dinge-an-denen-du-merkst-dass-du-unbeliebt-bist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/2011\/07\/10-dinge-an-denen-du-merkst-dass-du-unbeliebt-bist","title":{"rendered":"10 Dinge an denen du merkst, dass du unbeliebt bist"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Du hast 0 Freunde bei Facebook<\/li>\n
  2. und im wahren Leben auch.<\/li>\n
  3. Deine Mutter m\u00f6chte in der \u00d6ffentlichkeit nicht mir dir gesehen werden<\/li>\n
  4. Deutschland hat dir ein Ultimatum gestellt, du hast 1 Woche zeit, das Land zu verlassen<\/li>\n
  5. Kein anderes Land will dich<\/li>\n
  6. Dein Hund wurde ermordet<\/li>\n
  7. Deine Katze auch<\/li>\n
  8. Wenn du jemanden ansprichst, schl\u00e4gt er dir in die Fresse<\/li>\n
  9. Du hast ein eigenes Sekretariat, um deine Morddrohungen verarbeiten zu k\u00f6nnen<\/li>\n
  10. Wir waren uns zu schade, einen 10. Grund f\u00fcr dich zu schreiben<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Du hast 0 Freunde bei Facebook und im wahren Leben auch. Deine Mutter m\u00f6chte in der \u00d6ffentlichkeit nicht mir dir gesehen werden Deutschland hat dir ein Ultimatum gestellt, du hast 1 Woche zeit, das Land zu verlassen Kein anderes Land will dich Dein Hund wurde ermordet Deine Katze auch Wenn du jemanden ansprichst, schl\u00e4gt er<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[36,6],"tags":[274,275,35,282,73,98,290,291,99,278,38,415],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-10-dinge","category-spruche","tag-deine-mudda","tag-deine-mutter","tag-facebook","tag-haustiere","tag-hund","tag-katze","tag-keine-freunde","tag-loser","tag-morddrohungen","tag-mutter","tag-unbeliebt","tag-witze"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.1rf.tv\/comedy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}